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Rooster was Old Podgy, a very fine specimen he was, too.Southern Iraq has been suffering from extreme drought for months. So now Thomas could sit on his rocking chair and tick the boxes on hisĮfficiency report simply by listening to the bells. Thomas could tell from from the comfort of his porch, which rooster was Cunningly, each bell had a different ring tone so This task time consuming, so he bought a dozen tiny bells and attached one Straight into the cooking pot and a replacement introduced. The farmer kept careful records, and any rooster that didn't perform went Now toįertilise the eggs, which the pullets laid, Thomas had 12 male birds called Incidentally, at this stage the female hens are called 'pullets'. In his farmyard, Thomas had 450 young hens to lay the eggs. Thomas was a chicken farmer his farm was dedicated to the fertilized eggīusiness.
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Prize I gave him his $2.00 back plus $200.00 extra, which is double the going value of a dead donkey, so he thought I was a great fellow.' Chicken Farmer Joke 'The only one who found out about the donkey being dead was the raffle winner,' chuckled Ahmed, 'so when he came to claim his That you had stolen their money because you lied about the donkey being dead?' Totally amazed the farmer Farouk enquires, 'Didn't anyone complain I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 each and made a huge profit.' 'That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit,' says the agent.Ī month later the farmer Farouk met up with Ahmed and asks,Īhmed answers, 'I raffled him off.
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Per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.' Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.
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Has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a week plus free room and board. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. 'Well,' replied old John, 'There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. Of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent. The Montana Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him. Old ranch owner John farmed a small ranch in Montana. Another Classic Farming Joke Rancher John 'What did you put in the paper?' Philomena asks. He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. Philomena, his wife says, 'Patrick, why don't you put an advert in the Would you do it for me?'Īn old Irish farmer's sheep dog goes missing and he's inconsolable. The old farmer said, 'Sure you can hunt, but would you be doing me aįavour? That old donkey standing over there is 20 years old and sick withĬancer, but I don't have the heart to kill her. The driver,īrannagh, went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt on the farmer's
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Pulled into a farmer's yard in County Waterford, Ireland.
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Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear.įarmer Duffield didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out intoĪ carload of hunters, on holiday, were looking for a place to hunt, Just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and 'What does time matter to a pig?' Milking the Cowĭairy farmer John Duffield was milking his cow in Shepperton, Surrey. 'Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about,' said Roger, theĬity gent, 'but if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, Pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after On a drive in the country, Roger, a city gent noticed a farmer lifting a Never even been to Kentucky.' Time and the Pig The farmer replies, 'Son you can't believe anything that horse says. John tells the farmer, 'Hey man I'll give you $10,000 for that old broken So he runs to the house and the old rancher is sitting John thought to himself, 'Wow, a talking horse.' Dollar signs startedĪppearing in his head. I'll make you some money because I can still run.' Why don't you run up to the house and offer him I won the Kentuckyĭerby a few years ago and this farmer bought me and now all I do is pull a The horse replies, 'Sure was, man I've got a problem. Standing and asks, 'Were you talking to me?' John is stunned but still runs over to the fence where the horse is Horse yells at him, 'Hey-come over here buddy.' John, a jogger, is running down a country road and is startled when a